About me:

I am pretty sure I was in a Star Trek film maybe? All I know is for a while each day I sobered up and my head was covered in rubber a lot.

Sometimes, when it's dark, I like to put on shoes filled with soup and walk about making squelching noises and when people stop and turn to look at me I just stare back. They know it was me, because both my feet smell like chicken and the floor around me is wet with soup. But what are you going to say to me? I don't know what I'd say to me. It might even be for a role and I've forgotten.      

I do to make it clear that I will only do artistic nudity or nudity that will at least not cause things to flap around too much unless it's to advance the plot or for money or a cheap laugh at my junk.

Who I'd like to meet:

GIRLS. Also Max Planck and other founding fathers of Quantum Physics. So they can teach me to be in two places at one time. he...hehe...he